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Flaws and Disappointments: My 10 Bad Habits

  • theimagestories
  • Oct 18, 2014
  • 5 min read

A lot of people have questioned me why I am still single and not dating anyone. And a bunch of reasons popped out of my head and realized a lot of stuff.

One of the reasons why I'm still single is that I am not good with flirting. (I suck so bad!) Plus, I have this big ego and/or low esteem whenever I meet a stranger--- a very good looking opposite sex to be precise. I know the problem, right? Well, too bad I am not that too serious about such thing. (okay, this actually kinda scares me; sometimes, in my head, I feel like I'm gonna be an old maiden. UGH!)

Second, well I enjoy my self too much! If you guys don't know, I am single for almost 5 years now (I sound so proud of myself. Lol) How did I make it? Well, it just so happens that I have these bad habits:

1. I am a couch potato

For almost 3 weeks, last July, my entire life just circulated in my couch. For the entire day, I am just there, lying down and all hooked up to my anime series during my off days. Who does that? Me, I guess. I didn't even want to go out and socialize with other people. I just sulked in there. Literally. Maybe I got too depressed that my vacation was over and that I went back, broke. LOL

2. I fart anywhere, anytime

It's always a fart season whenever you're with me. Thought girls don't do that in public? WRONG! In fact you're lucky enough if you don't smell it. AHAHA (evil laugh right here) Which reminds me… whenever I accidentally fart (because it just happens, it can't be controlled) beside my patient, I always give them a bad look-- giving them all the blame! And deep inside, I was laughing so bad.

3. I'm very territorial

I pee and put marks on my territory. (Just kidding!) Well, I love SPACE! Though I am such a small being, I'm that kind of person who can not tolerate and breathe in such small room. Or maybe I'm just claustrophobic? Who knows!

4. I love hot weather

Almost all of my friends and the people I talk to HATE summer so much because of the heat! Well, to be honest, if you live in California 80's is already hot for these people. It's not even humid here compared to pacific islands! And you'll just hear a lot of complains everywhere. I just don't understand these people. I know I hate it if it's TOO HOT (like the 90's), but why complain on 80's? You people are complicated!

And if you ask me why I like summer weather, I have 3 words for you, my dear:

  • Shorts--- who doesn't like wearing shorts and a tee? It's just simple as 1-2-3.

  • Beach

  • Abs

5. I'm a living zombie

I work nights. So, my night is your day; and your night is my day. Though I only work 3 nights in a week, it kinda feels like I work 5 nights, too! The day after work is already considered as a waste. I get off work at 7am, sleep right after, then wake up at night already. I know it's just me. But every time I don't complete my 6-8 hrs of sleep, I always feel like a zombie the whole darn day. And sometimes, even the day after that.

6. I eat like a monster

The chore I hate most is COOKING. If you ask me why, well, let me show you the figures:

1-2 hrs - grocery shopping (that includes the driving)

30 - 40 mins - prepping

30- 60 mins - cooking

5- 10 mins - getting ready for the meal

5- 10 mins- eating

20- 40 mins- dish washing

So, I already spent my 3-4 hrs of my day just to get myself full. And I only take 5-10 mins to finish my food. IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE! And if you know me well, I eat a lot and I eat fast. I am not one of those ladies who takes forever to finish their food. So yeah....I'm not your ordinary girl, my friend. (And yeah, I'm the laziest person ever! Lol)

7. I'm always speechless

If your perception about girls are loud, talkative, and too emotional, if you meet me for the first time, I'm the absolute opposite of everything. I don't talk a lot. I am always quiet during any conversation. I have no opinion. You won't know if I'm shy or that I just don't really give a fuck or maybe stupid. Even, I, myself question that, too. Who knows, maybe, I'm just tired of giving a shit to everyone anymore. But seriously, though, I'm just not really good with conversation. Most of the time, I'll run out of topic or issues to be discussed. That's why sometimes, I'll just run off in the middle just to get away. Haha

8. I enjoy being alone

If most of the people hate being alone (though it's not really a bad thing), I enjoy bonding with my self. Because that way, there's no one to disturb you; no one's to tell you what to do; no one's to argue with you. I live in my own bubble-- I'm definitely an introvert!

9. I'm very inconsistent

The typical girl-- moody. My lifestyle and my opinion in life varies depending on my mood. I can sleep the whole day just because I want to. And I can be awake the whole day just because. I can be happy the whole day, and just sulk in the next day. I'll choose pink but pick the yellow instead. Oh! You know what I mean.

10. I am lazy as f***!

I know everyone has their own laziness issue. I am not the only one. But when laziness strikes over, don't ever expect me to be clean and energetic. Leave me alone. I don't even want to move a damn muscle.

It sounds too serious if you really think about it, but honestly I'm just making a laugh out of it. It may be "pretty" embarrassing to admit these things, but I just took the guts to share it because it is pretty hilarious at some point. I'm gonna be 25 next year, I'm getting old, but seriously though, I'm still not in a rush to find that special someone (and that includes being MATURED enough). Maybe I got traumatized from my last heartbreak, but to be honest, it's just that I still don't see it as my priority right now. And if you ask me if I'm willing to date anyone at this point, well, my answer is "yes"; it's just that they'll have to deal with these 10 bad habits of mine if they dare to! AHAHA

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